At Escuela Publica di San Ignacio there's Professor Gatogordo.
Professor Gatogordo teaches Basic Agriculture and askes question at the exams.
I studied all night and in the morning I put my shiny shoes on.

In the morning I gave a pet on my dog Gonzales' head and I voluntarily left the Mierda for the Student at home.

I took the bicycle, I spit on the chain not to make it squeak, and I left for la Escuela Publica di San Ignacio.

I stopped at the oak of San Firmin to pee.
I leaned the bicycle in the shade of the tree and I looked up in the leaves hearing the song of the parrot.
A white drop fell on my forehead with noise. It was the parrot's dump.
I cleaned my face with a leaf.

I looked at my watch and I realized it had stopped, I was being late.

I rode faster and while going faster I caught a bump in the road.
The front wheel came off and I fell in a bush.
I scratched my forehead a little with no damage on the suit.
I fixed the wheel and set off again.

I arrived to the Escuela Publica Secundaria and I parked the bicycle.
I went in and took place in the room where Gatogordo was doing the exams.

Gatogordo asked me questions about beans.
My answers were wrong.

Gatogordo asked me questions about onions.
My answers were wrong.

Gatogordo asked me questions about irrigation.
My answers were wrong.

Gatogardo told me to go home, to come back after at least four months if I really had to.
I asked why.
He said that I was a moron and that I had failed my exam.