With Mierda for Flying,
your worst flying won't be the worst
(Con Mierda para Volar, tu peor Volar no será el peor)
Word-of:
Pedro Alvarez de Las Empanadas


Does Mierda for Flying work? Yes.
Here is the scientific experimentation made by Pedro Alvarez de Las Empanadas himself, with a borrowed airplane.
Notes by Pedro.
Experimentation of MIERDADEVACAS: Mierda for Flying.

I worked on my cows droppings, I added pigeons' feathers and I created Mierda for Flying.

11 de Febrero 1962
I got dressed and ready to fly from San Ignacio to Encarnacion. I put some seal grease in my hair to keep my hairstyle in the wind.
I said goodbye to my dog Gonzales, I voluntarily left Mierda for Flying on the table and I left for the experimentation.
I loaded some farm petrol from my cousin Huguito and I carried it on a donkey to Encarnacion, to the fazenda of Javier Silla.
During the walk, a 10 minutes rainstorm soaked the donkey and me.

I arrived at the fazenda of Javier Silla.
I asked Javier Silla if I could borrow his old yellow Piper airplane that he uses for irrigation. I took off from Encarnacion, driving Javier Silla's old airplane Piper, pointing to San Ignacio.
During the flight, the engine came twice to a standstill and I lost almost 100 meters altitude.

I prayed the Virgen del Rosario to keep my dog Gonzales alive without me.
The engine restarted both times and I gained altitude.
I landed after 40 minutes on San Ignacio rocky runway. Fighting with a strong wind, the old airplane Piper bumped the wheels on the ground.
I banged my head against the control panel and I broke a tooth and my lips..

Also then, I thought to the Virgen del Rosario.
I broke until the end of the runway and then I jumped down in the dust.
I had a coffee with Donna Imelda, the Colombian.
In that coffee I found a long and white hair of Donn Imelda's.
I spat it out.

I left for Encarnacion.
During the take off, a blowfly bumped on my right eye. I was not wearing my goggles yet. I felt a deep pain and I remained oneyed for a while.

On the flight back home I had no problem.
I landed on the Encarnacion runway.
During the landing I flattened 5 OF Javier Silla's chickens.
I got off the airplane.
Javier Silla punched me in my stomach.


12 de Febrero 1962
I put in my hair the same seal grease to keep my hairsryle in the wind.
I said goodbye to my dog Gonzales, I took with me the Mierda for Flying that I had left on the table the day before, and I left for the experimentation.
I loaded again some other farm petrol from my cousin Huguito and I carried it on a donkey to Encarnacion, to the fazenda of Javier Silla.
No rainstorm soaked the donkey or me..

I went again to the fazenda of Javier Silla.
I asked him again to borrow his old yellow airplane Piper. I took off, from Encarnacion pointing to San Ignacio.
During the flight, the engine came only once to a standstill and I lost 50 meters altitude.

I prayed anyway the Virgen del Rosario to keep my dog Gonzales alive without me.
The engine restarted and I gained altitude.
I landed after 40 minutes on San Ignacio rocky runway. The old airplane Piper bumped again the wheels on the ground.
I banged again my head on the control panel but I didn't break anything, only a great pain to my nose.

I thought to that Virgen del Rosario again.
I broke and jumped down in the dust.
I had another coffee with Donna Imelda, the Colombian.
This time I didn't find any hair in the coffee.

I left for Encarnacion.
During the take off another blowfly bumped on my right eye, but this time I was wearing my goggles.

On the flight back home I had no problem.
I landed on the Encarnacion runway.
During the landing I flattened only 2 OF Javier Silla's chickens.
I got off the Piper.
Javier Silla friendly kicked my ass.

Pedro's deduction:

At the end of this experimentation of MIERDADEVACAS I can say that damages are reduced, proving that Mierda for Flying works.
Palabra de:
Pedro Alvarez de Las Empanadas
Con Mierda para Volar,
tu peor Volar no será el peor