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With Mierda for Love,
your worst loving won't be the worst

(Con Mierda del Amor, tu peor Amor no será el peor)

Word-of:

Pedro Alvarez de Las Empanadas

Mierda for Love
Mierda del Amor

Does Mierda for Love work? Yes.

Here is the scientific experimentation made by Pedro Alvarez de Las Empanadas himself, at Café de La Rumba.

Notes by Pedro.
Experimentation of MIERDADEVACAS: Mierda for Love.

Mierda del Amor

I worked on my cows droppings, I added a shred of Mariluz the Chilean's dress DRESS and I created Mierda for Love.

* years ago Mariluz the Chilean, while dancing and drinking, stained her dress with wine. She took it off and threw it away. Among the tussle, I picked that dress up and took it home with me.

When Pedro loved
Without MIERDADEVACAS
Senza MIERDADEVACAS

24 de Mayo 1962

Experimentacion
05/24/1962 - 09:10 pm

Mariluz the Chilean works at Café de La Rumba. She's beautiful like a sunshine and she has the keys to my heart.
I wore a white dress and put a rose on my breast pocket.
I put brillantine in my hair and had my shoes shined.

05/24/1962 - 09:16 pm

I gave a pet on my dog Gonzales' head, he moved his tail a little while sleeping to say bye.
I voluntarily left Mierda for Love on the table and I went out for the experimentacion.


05/24/1962 - 09:17 pm

I rode on my bicycle for 20 minutes to Café de La Rumba. It was a starred night with a smooth wind.

05/24/1962 - 09:37 pm

Along the way, my white trousers got stuck twice in the bicycle chain and got dirty with black grease.

05/24/1962 - 09:38 pm

I parked my bicycle in front of Café de La Rumba, a fly got into my nose and in my throat and I spat it out and coughed disgusted.

05/24/1962 - 09:38 pm

My friend Javier Silla was parking his bicycle as well aside mine. Unintentionally I spat the fly into his face.
Javier Silla punched me in my stomach.

05/24/1962 - 09:40 pm

I went into Café de La Rumba and I sat at the counter. I asked the beautiful Mariluz for a glass of Rum.

05/24/1962 - 09:41 pm

Mariluz looked at the grease on my head and asked if I had been licked by a donkey. I laughed and another fly got into my mouth and in my throat. Again, I had to spit it out. I didn't hit anyone.

05/24/1962 - 09:45 pm

Mariluz served my glass of Rum. Inside the glass I noticed another dead fly. My pais is full of flies.

05/24/1962 - 10:00 pm

At a given hour, with the almost crowded Café, Mariluz jumped on the counter to dance.
I was enchanted looking at her with my hands on the counter.

05/24/1962 - 10:10 pm

During the dance, Mariluz banged her heels a lot. She crushed my two hands before with a heel and then with the other one. She also said OLE', moving her hair.

05/24/1962 - 10:10 pm

I thought of how beautiful she was. I also thought of the Virgen del Rosario for the pain to my hands.

05/24/1962 - 10:16 pm

Invited by Mariluz, I jumped on the counter to dance with her.
I asked her for a kiss but she turned her face, annoyed.


05/24/1962 - 10:19 pm

We danced together the Rumba del Mascalzon, and I whispered in her hear if she wanted to be my spouse.

05/24/1962 - 10:20 pm

Mariluz laughed out loud and pointed to me the entrance of the bathrooms pushing me down the counter.

05/24/1962 - 10:20 pm

I fell down the counter bumping on Javier Silla and sending him on the floor. Javier Silla got up and strongly kicked my ass launching me out of the Café de La Rumba.

05/24/1962 - 10:24 pm

I took my bicycle and went back home.


When Pedro loved
With la MIERDADEVACAS
Con MIERDADEVACAS

25 de Mayo 1962

Experimentacion
05/24/1962 - 09:10 pm

I weared the same white dress and put another fresh rose on my breast pocket.
I put again grease in my hair and shiny shoes.


05/24/1962 - 09:19 pm

I gave a pet on my dog Gonzales' head, he moved his tail a little while sleeping to say bye.
I voluntarily took with me Mierda for Love that I had left on the table the day before and I went out for the experimentacion.

05/24/1962 - 09:20 pm

I rode on my bicycle for 20 minutes to Café de La Rumba. It was another starred night with a smooth wind.

05/24/1962 - 09:40 pm

Along the way, my white trousers got stuck only once in the bicycle chain and got not so dirty with black grease.

05/24/1962 - 09:41 pm

I parked my bicycle in front of Café de La Rumba, a fly entered got again into my nose but didn't go down my throat, so I only had to easily blow it out of my nose.

05/24/1962 - 09:41 pm

What a coincidence! My friend Javier Silla was parking again his bicycle aside mine, but when I blew the fly out of my nose he was bending and I hit his hat.
Javier Silla didn't notice anything, he gave me a little slap to say hello.

05/24/1962 - 09:43 pm

I went into Café de La Rumba and I sat at the counter. I asked the beautiful Mariluz for a glass of Rum.

05/24/1962 - 09:50 pm

Mariluz noticed my hands with bruises and bandaging and while laughing asked if I enjoyed her dance from the night before. I laughed, but no fly got in my mouth.


05/24/1962 - 09:54 pm

Mariluz served my glass of Rum. No dead flies inside of it.


05/24/1962 - 10:01 pm

At the same hour Mariluz jumped on the counter to dance.
I was enchanted looking at her with my hands on the counter.


05/24/1962 - 10:16 pm

Mariluz' heels, never crushed not even one of my fingers.





05/24/1962 - 10:16 pm

I only thought of how beautiful she was.



05/24/1962 - 10:21 pm

Again invited by Mariluz I jumped on the counter to dance with her.
While she was distracted I was able to kiss her elbow.

05/24/1962 - 10:23 pm

We danced together the Rumba del Mascalzon, and I whispered in her hear, for the second time, if she wanted to be my spouse.

05/24/1962 - 10:26 pm

Mariluz laughed out loud and indicated pointed to me, for the second time, the entrance of the bathrooms but she didn't pushed me down the counter.

05/24/1962 - 10:26 pm

I didn't fall down. I calmly got off the counter and only hit a little Javier Silla's foot. He only gave me a friendly little kick in the ass.

05/24/1962 - 10:30 pm

Happily I went out of Café de La Rumba, took my bicycle and went home quietly.

Pedro's deduction:

Pedro Alvarez de Las Empanadas

At the end of this experimentation of MIERDADEVACAS I can say that damages are reduced, proving that Mierda for Love works.

Word-of:

Pedro Alvarez de Las Empanadas

Con Mierda del Amor,
tu peor amor no será el peor

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