0
€ 0.00
Mierda for Flying
5
6
9
BOTTLED:
Abril 2011
Price
9.90 €
Quantity
1

With Mierda for Flying,
your worst flying won't be the worst

(Con Mierda para Volar, tu peor Volar no será el peor)

Word-of:

Pedro Alvarez de Las Empanadas

Mierda for Flying
Mierda para Volar

Does Mierda for Flying work? Yes.

Here is the scientific experimentation made by Pedro Alvarez de Las Empanadas himself, with a borrowed airplane.

Notes by Pedro.
Experimentation of MIERDADEVACAS: Mierda for Flying.

Mierda para Volar

I worked on my cows droppings, I added pigeons' feathers and I created Mierda for Flying.

When Pedro flew
Without MIERDADEVACAS
Senza MIERDADEVACAS

11 de Febrero 1962

Experimentacion

I got dressed and ready to fly from San Ignacio to Encarnacion. I put some seal grease in my hair to keep my hairstyle in the wind.

I said goodbye to my dog Gonzales, I voluntarily left Mierda for Flying on the table and I left for the experimentation.

I loaded some farm petrol from my cousin Huguito and I carried it on a donkey to Encarnacion, to the fazenda of Javier Silla.

During the walk, a 10 minutes rainstorm soaked the donkey and me.

I arrived at the fazenda of Javier Silla.
I asked Javier Silla if I could borrow his old yellow Piper airplane that he uses for irrigation. I took off from Encarnacion, driving Javier Silla's old airplane Piper, pointing to San Ignacio.



During the flight, the engine came twice to a standstill and I lost almost 100 meters altitude.

I prayed the Virgen del Rosario to keep my dog Gonzales alive without me.
The engine restarted both times and I gained altitude. I landed after 40 minutes on San Ignacio rocky runway. Fighting with a strong wind, the old airplane Piper bumped the wheels on the ground.

I banged my head against the control panel and I broke a tooth and my lips..

Also then, I thought to the Virgen del Rosario.
I broke until the end of the runway and then I jumped down in the dust.

I had a coffee with Donna Imelda, the Colombian.
In that coffee I found a long and white hair of Donn Imelda's.
I spat it out.

I left for Encarnacion.
During the take off, a blowfly bumped on my right eye. I was not wearing my goggles yet. I felt a deep pain and I remained oneyed for a while.

On the flight back home I had no problem.
I landed on the Encarnacion runway.

During the landing I flattened 5 OF Javier Silla's chickens.
I got off the airplane.
Javier Silla punched me in my stomach.

When Pedro flew
With MIERDADEVACAS
Con Mierda De Vacas

12 de Febrero 1962

Experimentacion

I put in my hair the same seal grease to keep my hairsryle in the wind.


I said goodbye to my dog Gonzales, I took with me the Mierda for Flying that I had left on the table the day before, and I left for the experimentation.

I loaded again some other farm petrol from my cousin Huguito and I carried it on a donkey to Encarnacion, to the fazenda of Javier Silla.

No rainstorm soaked the donkey or me..

I went again to the fazenda of Javier Silla.
I asked him again to borrow his old yellow airplane Piper. I took off, from Encarnacion pointing to San Ignacio.





During the flight, the engine came only once to a standstill and I lost 50 meters altitude.

I prayed anyway the Virgen del Rosario to keep my dog Gonzales alive without me.
The engine restarted and I gained altitude.
I landed after 40 minutes on San Ignacio rocky runway. The old airplane Piper bumped again the wheels on the ground.

I banged again my head on the control panel but I didn't break anything, only a great pain to my nose.

I thought to that Virgen del Rosario again.
I broke and jumped down in the dust.


I had another coffee with Donna Imelda, the Colombian.
This time I didn't find any hair in the coffee.

I left for Encarnacion.
During the take off another blowfly bumped on my right eye, but this time I was wearing my goggles.

On the flight back home I had no problem.
I landed on the Encarnacion runway.

During the landing I flattened only 2 OF Javier Silla's chickens.
I got off the Piper.
Javier Silla friendly kicked my ass.

Pedro's deduction:

Pedro Alvarez de Las Empanadas

At the end of this experimentation of MIERDADEVACAS I can say that damages are reduced, proving that Mierda for Flying works.

Palabra de:

Pedro Alvarez de Las Empanadas

Con Mierda para Volar,
tu peor Volar no será el peor

5
6
9
BOTTLED:
Abril 2011
Price
9.90 €
Quantity
1
Terms & Conditions    |    Contacts    |   Cookies   
© COPYRIGHT 2011 MDV - p.iva 01312190521