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With Mierda for the Student,
your worst studying won't be the worst.

(Con Mierda del Estudioso, tu peor Estudiar no será el peor)

Word-of:

Pedro Alvarez de Las Empanadas

Mierda for the Student
Mierda del Estudioso

Does Mierda for the Student work? Yes.

Here is the scientific experimentation made by Pedro Alvarez de Las Empanadas himself, at Escuela Publica di San Ignacio

Notes by Pedro.
Experimentacion of MIERDADVACAS: Mierda for the Student.

Mierda del Estudioso

I worked on my cows droppings, I added pieces of pages from one of my grandfather Alicante's books and I created the Mierda for the Student.

When Pedro studied
Without MIERDADEVACAS
Senza MIERDADEVACAS

7 de Junio 1961

Experimentacion
06/07/1961 - 08:00 am

At Escuela Publica di San Ignacio there's Professor Gatogordo.
Professor Gatogordo teaches Basic Agriculture and askes question at the exams.
I studied all night and in the morning I put my shiny shoes on.

06/07/1961 - 08:45 am

In the morning I gave a pet on my dog Gonzales' head and I voluntarily left the Mierda for the Student at home.


06/07/1961 - 09:00 am

I took the bicycle, I spit on the chain not to make it squeak, and I left for la Escuela Publica di San Ignacio.

06/07/1961 - 09:22 am

I stopped at the oak of San Firmin to pee.
I leaned the bicycle in the shade of the tree and I looked up in the leaves hearing the song of the parrot.
A white drop fell on my forehead with noise. It was the parrot's dump.
I cleaned my face with a leaf.

06/07/1961 - ? am

I looked at my watch and I realized it had stopped, I was being late.

06/07/1961 - ? am

I rode faster and while going faster I caught a bump in the road.
The front wheel came off and I fell in a bush.
I scratched my forehead a little with no damage on the suit.

I fixed the wheel and set off again.

06/07/1961 - 09:57 am

I arrived to the Escuela Publica Secundaria and I parked the bicycle.
I went in and took place in the room where Gatogordo was doing the exams.

06/07/1961 - 11:20 am

Gatogordo asked me questions about beans.
My answers were wrong.

06/07/1961 - 11:22 am

Gatogordo asked me questions about onions.
My answers were wrong.

06/07/1961 - 11:24 am

Gatogordo asked me questions about irrigation.
My answers were wrong.

06/07/1961 - 11:26 am

Gatogardo told me to go home, to come back after at least four months if I really had to.
I asked why.
He said that I was a moron and that I had failed my exam.


When Pedro studied
With MIERDADEVACAS
Con MIERDADEVACAS

7 de Octubre 1961

Experimentacion
06/07/1961 - 08:00 am

I still studied all night and in the morning I put the same shiny shoes on.





06/07/1961 - 08:45 am

In the morning I gave a pet on my dog Gonzales' head and I voluntarily brought with me Mierda for the Student.


06/07/1961 - 09:00 am

Same bicycle, same spit on the chain not to make it squeak.

06/07/1961 - 09:20 am

I still stopped at the oak of San Firmin to pee.
I leaned the bicycle in the shade of the tree and I looked up in the leaves hearing the song of the parrot.
Nothing fell on my head.




06/07/1961 - 09:35 am

I looked at my watch, it was working, I was on time.

06/07/1961 - 09:45 am

No crash with the bicycle.








06/07/1961 - 09:50 am

I arrived and parked the bicycle in the same place.
I went in and took place in the room where Gatogordo was doing the exams.


06/07/1961 - 10:30 am

Gatogordo asked me questions about cabbage.
My answers were wrong.

06/07/1961 - 10:32 am

Gatogordo asked me questions about peas.
My answers were wrong.

06/07/1961 - 10:34 am

Gatogordo asked me questions about topdressing
Not all my answers were wrong..

06/07/1961 - 10:38 am

Gatogardo told me to go home, to come back after at least four months.
I asked why.
He said that I had failed my exam but that there were possibilities.
I asked if he thought that I was a moron, he said no.

Pedro's deduction:

Pedro Alvarez de Las Empanadas

At the end of this experimentation of MIERDADEVACAS, I can say that Mierda for the Student works!

Word-of:

Pedro Alvarez de Las Empanadas

Con Mierda del Estudioso,
tu peor Estudiar no será el peor

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